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The Association of Halloween Costume Providers (AHCP) have issued a statement advising anybody who is considering renting a vampire costume for the Halloween festivities to act fast, or else face huge disappointment. Ever popular, vampire costumes are proving to be an even bigger hit than they were last year, and shortages of available rental stock are being reported by costume suppliers from all around the globe.

"Seems like vampires are more popular than ever this year," costumier Billy Savage told our reporter from his store in Bangor, Maine. "I put it down to the Twilight movies myself. Seems the whole darned world's gone vampire crazy recently. I'm out of 'em. All rented out already." Over on the other side of the world, in Sydney, Australia, the message was pretty much the same – sold out. Seems it's a similar story from Baltimore to Bratislava, Rio to Rochdale, and New Orleans to New Guinea, with vampire costumes approaching record rental numbers. Read more on Halloween Vampire costume shortages…..

Everyone's favourite West Country OAP popstars The Wurzels have surprised publishers by their record first week sales of an erotic novel.

In a press release by their manager Felix Fartleather, the Wurzels were stated to be "getting a little old for live shows, and so wanted to turn their talents to their little known second passion, erotica". Apparently in the pipeline on and off for over 20 years, the collaborative work focusses strongly on providing "older couples – specifically those in the West – with a little ooo arrrrr instead of just a bedtime cocoa", said frontmanTommy, 82.

Read more on Erotica Wurzels-Funny story…

Police in Liverpool say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab.

Chief Constable Bernard Hogan-Howe told The Liverpool Echo that the driver picked up 29-year-old Mona Lott of Manchester, about 1 a.m. Sunday. Hogan-Howe says Lott refused to get out when they reached her destination, stripped and demanded the cabbie "take her home". Read more on Naked woman steals taxi…

make sure you watch were you put your phone from now on

Cell Phone Sex

Hooters, the restaurant chain always "busting" at the seams with male punters attempting to have their food served from the opposite side of the table have decided to sack two of their waitresses for being too "top heavy"!  The "busty wenches" were doing their job perfectly but unfortunately had their rather large "boobs" frequently hanging in the gravy whilst bending across the tables. Read more on Girls get sacked for "being top heavy"…

NHS provide Prostitutes on Prescription

It has emerged today that a number of NHS Primary Care Trusts are regularly recommending the use of prostitutes in cases involving certain types of sexual dysfunction.

Recent figures issued by Dorset Primary Care Trust, disclosed that over £327,000 had been spent on prostitutes during the last financial year alone. Most of this money would have been spent on direct patient care, but a spokesman confirmed that some of this budget would have been expended by senior hospital consultants themselves and would relate to recruitment, quality control and continual assessment. Read more on Will that be private or NHS sir??…

there is new Kid on the Block!!

Orlando, FL – Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women hoping to snatch them up before supplies run out. Brandy Delandy, a home sales rep from Orlando, says she sold out after only three Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties she hosted, and she's doing everything she can to get more of the vibrators as quickly as possible. Read more on Move over Rampant Rabbit…….

We have been very energetic at Bunnies HQ, and getting into shape for our Summer holidays. We thought we would share our workout video with you….

Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing a padded 39-D cup bra, was charged with False Advertising

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Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market.

Following business and stock market trends seen at the end of 2008, the Bunny Ranch management saw an opportunity to blend pleasures of the flesh with another service hot on the minds of these same business professionals; New Job Search. While an increasing number of salesmen, bankers, engineers and I.T. professionals are looking for work but also looking for a first class romp in the sack, the girls of the Bunny Ranch will be offering career counselling and job search advice in addition to delivery of their primary list of services: Read more on News update for Bunny Ranch in Nevada…

Read more on News update for Bunny Ranch in Nevada…

Bunnies
Bunnies are brown, Bunnies are white
Bunnies are always, An Easter delight.

Bunnies are cuddly, Large as well as small.
But we know you love Bunnies of London best of all

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Here we show you how busy we are at BOL.

Friday has arrived again and that means only one thing…..FUN FUN FUN.

Our sexy hot bunnies love fridays as they always feel frisky, fab, fluffy, fruity and more than ever flexible….

Come see our Sexy hot Bunnies today….

Read more on That Friday bunny feeling is here again!!!!…

Sex is like snow you never know how long it will last or how many inches to expect!!