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Girls get sacked for "being top heavy"

Zara — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:13:50 +0000

Hooters, the restaurant chain always "busting" at the seams with male punters attempting to have their food served from the opposite side of the table have decided to sack two of their waitresses for being too "top heavy"! The "busty wenches" were doing their job perfectly but unfortunately had their rather large "boobs" frequently hanging in the gravy whilst bending across the tables.

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Will that be private or NHS sir??

Zara — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 12:38:07 +0000

NHS provide Prostitutes on Prescription

It has emerged today that a number of NHS Primary Care Trusts are regularly recommending the use of prostitutes in cases involving certain types of sexual dysfunction.

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Move over Rampant Rabbit….

Zara — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:44:28 +0000

there is new Kid on the Block!!

Orlando, FL – Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women hoping to snatch them up before supplies run out. Brandy Delandy, a home sales rep from Orlando, says she sold out after only three Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties she hosted, and she's doing everything she can to get more of the vibrators as quickly as possible.

Asked what makes this vibrator so special, Delandy responded "It's the buzzing. It's not at all annoying like you see during the World Cup games. No, this is a steady low buzzzzzzz. Ooh, I get a little turned on just thinking about it," she said, lips curling up into a kittenish smile, as she passed one to me get a better look. Just during the short time we were in Delandy's home interviewing her, her cell phone was ringing off the hook, "No, Ms. Purdy, I can't get you ten of them for your sister's bachelorette party. No Ms. Goodman, they only come in fleshtone and dark tan. They don't yet make a glow-in-the-dark model. No, Father MacGillicuddy, I won't sell you one so please quit calling."

"There's only one downside to these Vuvuzela Vibrators that I can see," said Brandy. "They're selling so fast, I can't get off the phone long enough to enjoy the free one I got from the company for being their million dollar gal this month."

The story above is a satire or parody.It is entirely ficticious

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Getting into shape for the Summer

Zara — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:24:30 +0000

We have been very energetic at Bunnies HQ, and getting into shape for our Summer holidays. We thought we would share our workout video with you….

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Arrested for False Advertisement-Padded Bra

Zara — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:01:25 +0000

Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing a padded 39-D cup bra, was charged with False Advertising

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News update for Bunny Ranch in Nevada

Zara — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:26:00 +0000

Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market.

Following business and stock market trends seen at the end of 2008, the Bunny Ranch management saw an opportunity to blend pleasures of the flesh with another service hot on the minds of these same business professionals; New Job Search. While an increasing number of salesmen, bankers, engineers and I.T. professionals are looking for work but also looking for a first class romp in the sack, the girls of the Bunny Ranch will be offering career counselling and job search advice in addition to delivery of their primary list of services:

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Easter Poem from BOL

Zara — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:57:20 +0000

Bunnies
Bunnies are brown, Bunnies are white
Bunnies are always, An Easter delight.

Bunnies are cuddly, Large as well as small.
But we know you love Bunnies of London best of all

Bunnies of London HQ

Zara — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:30:26 +0000

Bunnies of London HQ

Here we show you how busy we are at BOL.

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That Friday bunny feeling is here again!!!!

Zara — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:10:00 +0000

Friday has arrived again and that means only one thing…..FUN FUN FUN.

Our sexy hot bunnies love fridays as they always feel frisky, fab, fluffy, fruity and more than ever flexible….

Come see our Sexy hot Bunnies today….

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Lots of Bunny fun

Zara — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:36:14 +0000

Sex is like snow you never know how long it will last or how many inches to expect!!

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