Orlando, FL – Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women hoping to snatch them up before supplies run out. Brandy Delandy, a home sales rep from Orlando, says she sold out after only three Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties she hosted, and she's doing everything she can to get more of the vibrators as quickly as possible.
Asked what makes this vibrator so special, Delandy responded "It's the buzzing. It's not at all annoying like you see during the World Cup games. No, this is a steady low buzzzzzzz. Ooh, I get a little turned on just thinking about it," she said, lips curling up into a kittenish smile, as she passed one to me get a better look. Just during the short time we were in Delandy's home interviewing her, her cell phone was ringing off the hook, "No, Ms. Purdy, I can't get you ten of them for your sister's bachelorette party. No Ms. Goodman, they only come in fleshtone and dark tan. They don't yet make a glow-in-the-dark model. No, Father MacGillicuddy, I won't sell you one so please quit calling."
"There's only one downside to these Vuvuzela Vibrators that I can see," said Brandy. "They're selling so fast, I can't get off the phone long enough to enjoy the free one I got from the company for being their million dollar gal this month."
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Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing a padded 39-D cup bra, was charged with False Advertising
Famous for being one of Nevada's hottest and legal brothels, the Bunny Ranch announced that it will expand on its current "menu" of services to include things more in tune with the needs of today's personal service market.
Following business and stock market trends seen at the end of 2008, the Bunny Ranch management saw an opportunity to blend pleasures of the flesh with another service hot on the minds of these same business professionals; New Job Search. While an increasing number of salesmen, bankers, engineers and I.T. professionals are looking for work but also looking for a first class romp in the sack, the girls of the Bunny Ranch will be offering career counselling and job search advice in addition to delivery of their primary list of services:
This is the last picture we have of him and it looks like he might of stopped to help santa….We haven't heard from him since and we hope he has finished unwrapping her
At 2am Sunday 25th October the clocks get put back 1hour. Which means for all our party lovers you have an extra hour of dancing and if you love your sleep you get to stay in bed an extra hour.
Unfortunately this is really the end of our summer and the start of the dark nights and stew & dumplings for dinner, but on the brighter side Christmas is just 2 months away….
For all Who Work With Rude Customers, it is a shame that we aren't given a chance to do this.
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
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Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing a padded 39-D cup bra, was charged with False Advertising
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