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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marilyn Monroe

Tiny boys, teenagers and other males (most of them actually) masturbating are not the cause of males going bald. Scientists have been researching into the age-old problem of males going bald and now they have achieved an astonishing result in proving that masturbating at any age is not the problem.

It is basically down to new hair being so tiny that after hair loss and having a bald patch, the new hair cannot actually be seen by the naked eye, hence the appearance of receding hair or a bald patch.

Once upon a time it was not only masturbating being blamed for baldness also going blind was a common threat to hormone-shooting young teenagers playing with themselves, "dear oh dear," pleaded Mary Whitehouse, "you'll all go blind and bald!"

Nowadays it's a common fact that blind males are not "tossers" and that baldness, thanks to this latest discovery, is also not caused by "tossing", but simply because blind "tossers" can't actually see the hairs growing, simple science actually.

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Man Nearly Drowns After Chain Smoking Water Vapor Cigarette Substitute

An Arkansas man is in stable condition at Our Lady of Perpetual Mercy Hospital after suffering a near drowning incident at his home in Hog Jaw. Slim Pickums, Vice Commander of the Hog Jaw Knights of Columbus was rushed to OLPM late Wednesday night after his wife found him on the living room floor face down in a puddle of water.

Sally Pickums told reporters that her husband, Slim, mentioned to her that one of his New Year's resolutions was going to be to quit smoking. Sally had seen a commercial on television for a smoking cessation product called the "Ciggy Break" and decided to order one for Slim for Christmas. The Ciggy Break is advertised as using a revolutionary new technology that electronically produces water vapor in place of smoke and satisfies smokers Read more on Man nearly drowns after chain smoking…

Even snowmen & women get the urge….

London Police have issued a Jingle Alert for the following spirits: The Ghost of Christmas Past, The Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.

These three spirits were last seen at the home of one E. Scrooge in London.

The Ghost of Christmas Past is wanted for spying, intimidation, window peeping and an unnatural knowledge of personal facts. He was last seen wearing a wreath and a simple white frock. He is to be considered armed and dangerous. If you see him take no action yourself, but please contact either the local police department or the Ghost Busters. Read more on Jingle Alert Jingle Alert !!…

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Local brothel 'performer' Janice Bigguns has become the object of much speculation following claims that she can somehow manage to whistle while engaged in certain acts.

Lorleen LaRue has been 'entertaining' clients with her duel talents of you-know-what and some musical ditty's for over 20 years. Read more on Whistle while you work !!…

Two out Five American Drivers Nod off While Driving Because of Boring Cell Phone Conversations

Washington–AAA's new study points out that most American driver's nod off while driving because of boring cell phone conversations.

The study also pointed out that driving while nodding off is the same as being legal drunk. Read more on Falling asleep at the wheel…..