Thursday, December 2, 2010
Jingle Alert Jingle Alert !!
London Police have issued a Jingle Alert for the following spirits: The Ghost of Christmas Past, The Ghost of Christmas Present and the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come.
These three spirits were last seen at the home of one E. Scrooge in London.
The Ghost of Christmas Past is wanted for spying, intimidation, window peeping and an unnatural knowledge of personal facts. He was last seen wearing a wreath and a simple white frock. He is to be considered armed and dangerous. If you see him take no action yourself, but please contact either the local police department or the Ghost Busters.
The Ghost of Christmas Present is wanted for spying, gluttony, and sheltering of small children under his robes. He is loud and obnoxious and should be considered a pervert and dangerous. Once again, if
you should see him, take no action yourself. Contact the police or Ghost Busters immediately.
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come is wanted just because he is one scary mo fo. He is really fricken dangerous and you just want to call the Ghost Busters on this one.
Also, Jacob Marley is to be considered a spirit of interest in the ongoing investigation.
