Thursday, September 16, 2010
Naked woman steals taxi
Police in Liverpool say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she stole his cab.
Chief Constable Bernard Hogan-Howe told The Liverpool Echo that the driver picked up 29-year-old Mona Lott of Manchester, about 1 a.m. Sunday. Hogan-Howe says Lott refused to get out when they reached her destination, stripped and demanded the cabbie "take her home".
Unaware that the woman was just a little randy and wanted to be satisfied, Hogan-Howe said the driver went to a police station for help and when inside, Lott drove off.
Police found the cab parked about a block away and Lott was still naked, but spent. Police booked her on charges of unauthorized use of an improvised vibrating device (IVD) and obscenity.
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