Friday, July 9, 2010
Move over Rampant Rabbit….
there is new Kid on the Block!!
Orlando, FL – Move over "Big Dong" and "Oui Oui Magnifique" there's a new vibrator in town and women all over the country are buying them up quicker than you can say "comes with batteries." The Vuvuzela Vibrator is creating quite a buzz with women hoping to snatch them up before supplies run out. Brandy Delandy, a home sales rep from Orlando, says she sold out after only three Pink Passion Adult Toy Parties she hosted, and she's doing everything she can to get more of the vibrators as quickly as possible.
Asked what makes this vibrator so special, Delandy responded "It's the buzzing. It's not at all annoying like you see during the World Cup games. No, this is a steady low buzzzzzzz. Ooh, I get a little turned on just thinking about it," she said, lips curling up into a kittenish smile, as she passed one to me get a better look. Just during the short time we were in Delandy's home interviewing her, her cell phone was ringing off the hook, "No, Ms. Purdy, I can't get you ten of them for your sister's bachelorette party. No Ms. Goodman, they only come in fleshtone and dark tan. They don't yet make a glow-in-the-dark model. No, Father MacGillicuddy, I won't sell you one so please quit calling."
"There's only one downside to these Vuvuzela Vibrators that I can see," said Brandy. "They're selling so fast, I can't get off the phone long enough to enjoy the free one I got from the company for being their million dollar gal this month."
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